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Da Ali G Show is another fave.
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Engrish.com should be on your 'must-surf' list.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Thanks, and other stuff

Thank you, my Internet pals and real-life friends, for your concern about my recent car accident.  It's nice to know that people care about you and your little baby, even when they have never met you in person. I love my blogfriends. You are lovely people.

I'm blogging this evening to confess my secret crushes on Eminem, 50 Cent, and Pat Riley,
coach for Miami Heat.  They're not real crushes, not like my Rick Springfield crush. They're more like Crushes Lite: Less filling / Less taste.

Last night I was trying to explain to Fabulous Husband what a contraction feels like.  When words failed to convey the concept, I put my hands on his belly and began to slowly squeeze it.  He took my hands off his belly and said "Sorry. I had an epidural." 

We love him.

Posted at 8:34 pm by Suburbia

KTP
March 15, 2005   09:14 PM PST
 
When are you going on maternity leave so you can amuse the internet with your words more often? You make me laugh. Thank you.
 

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